I don't know about you, but I always end up trying to do my occasion-baking late at night. Too late. And things go wrong - I forget to put in raising agent. I undercook or over cook things, cakes are always still soggy when they're meant to be done, and I end up taking them out and putting them in a thousand times til they're overdone. And all the excessive effort and a crappy result results in a pissed off baker the next day. So I really relate to the sentiments of this cake, even though it must have made for a crappy birthday for whatever happless husband it was destined for!
I'm amazed at the cake topper industry these days - how's this for an amusing divorce-cake?