Friday, April 18, 2008

evil pirate privates


My daughter had a hoolie tonight because I wouldn't take all the crap off the piano so she could play a nighttime song. It wasn't that I didn't want to, but her Dad and I have reached some sort of tiredness zenith.

I heard her giving him grief coming out of the sitting room, and came out to intervene when I heard her shouting 'I am hitting you in the parts!!' He lets her really punch him a lot, while I think is iffy, and I would definitely like to discourage part-punching, lest she inadvertently cripples him or takes the delightful practice out into the real world.

But when I came out of the kitchen, I saw that she was wielding the foam pirate sword I'd bought her this week, had it between his legs and was whacking it up and down repeatedly, while shouting her evil intent. I was momentarily stunned, and then laughing too much to admonish her effectively.

Pirates 1, parents nil.

4 comments:

Midget Wrangler said...

Oh my God!

Sounds like a potential dominatrix!

Heee Heee!

jothemama said...

Ha. You have dominatrixes on the brain at the moment.

Though I bet there's someone out there in a corset and tricorn (mmm, now that I think about it, Jack Sparrow, lashed to the mast...aar!)

making good money with her cutlass :)

Shanachie said...

thats really fucking funny, although nearly made me lose my job with me laughing so loud down here in my little room.

Great story.

Danielle said...

she is just awsome..you have to tell the odd naked men stories..please!!!