I have the evil pms bitchmonsters. I'm weepy and pissed off and starving. In the last couple days I've eaten half a box of chocolate cereal (maybe more) and about 7 slices of white sliced bread and biscuits and ... more.. and I'm not fucking going to Weight Watchers today, they can't make me!!!!!!!
God, I hate this shit.
Doesn't that illustration totally say mother-monster?
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It reminds me of the kid in "Love Actually" in the end in the cab in his costume :) It also kind of looks how I felt this morning before taking a deep breath, grabbing the wailing children and making a break for the great outdoors :) Hope your day is improving!
The day is fine, it's me that needs improving!
Seriously, I feel like I have horror film needle teeth all dripping with green acid, ready to rip the head off passing whinging small children.
No you can't have another fucking cheese string!!!!!!!
Someone help me!
You could watch Coraline - it has a great mother-monster!
Gah, no eye removal for me, thank you!!
i think i beat you in the chocolate stakes! i ate about one and a half bars of milka chocolate in the last two days, plus half a roll of marabou, 2 'milchschnitte', half a tub of ben&jerries 'fairly nuts', 7 slices of turnover, 2 carrot&pineapple buns and uncounted cowboy cookies. oh, and on top of that 2 dinners, one lunch and all of m's leftovers...
now i've got to go, p bought me a bar of lindt pistachio chocolate (he lives in fear of me running out of chocolate!)
I like the mother-monster. It's cute. When I'm in a bad mood, I actually tell my kids "Mama has her monster" and they know to back off a little. I hope yours leaves you soon.
Ilove these comments :)
Irmhild, have you news for us by any chance??
'No you can't have another fucking cheese string!!!!!!!'
I would pay good money to have had that said on Glenroe.
(made down my way you know, cheesestrings, not Glenroe)
That is the one good thing about menopause- no PMS. Of course, you're insane ALL the time but since there's nothing to compare it to, it seems quite normal.
Pass the damn chocolate and get out of my way.
Ha! I do know, because Glenroe was made up MY way! It's the next village over!
Ms Moon, it's going on too long! You need some intervention. Go find a homeopath!
Look dow the bottom of the link for the sort of options you get: http://www.project-aware.org/Managing/Alt/hotflash.shtml#homeopathic
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