I just ejected a Large Black Spider from the net curtain over Olivia's bed.
Axel conveniently went to work before I got a chance to ask him to remove it. Despite having heard all about it this morning. I was too tired and bewildered by life to face the task straight away and Bodhi came in and saw it. Well, ok, he heard me shriek a little and ran in and stared. His little chubby frame shook with with fear and loathing for several seconds. And then he juddered. With his whole body, frozen but shuddering, if you know what I mean.
'I'M FREAKING OUT!' He said.
'I'M FREAKING OUT.
FREAKING. OUT.'
And he stood there and shuddered some more.
So just now when I went and chased it round the curtain trying to get it into a cup, I had a little freakout all of my own.
I hate the fucking things.
5 comments:
Funny you still get it in a cup instead of standing on it. :-) That's how I lost my fear of spiders. Well, lessened it. I will still kill the huge huge huge ones.
Well I'm a little bit Buddhist.
And more importantly, No Contact! No Contact!
You are a brave, brave mama.
ah that poor spider..it hanst been harmed..has it???
Nooo, I flung it safely out the window.
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