money porn

We saved our change in the giant wine bottle. I just finally got Axel to bring it into work and change it. He asked for a bag, as it would have looked a bit strange to be carrying this enormous bottle around with him.

So I found myself holding a small bag open in front of me by the handles while Axel shook the bottle into it, and it spurted coins out the top. I mentioned that it felt somewhat peculiar and he said, yeah, we could be inventing a new kind of porn, money porn.

I could actually do with some money porn right now. Do you think visualising yourself rolling in €50 notes would bring wealth into your life? Let's try it!

Agh!! All credit to my friend Rachel for pointing out that there was a 'money shot' shot joke opportunity to be exploited here - and I missed it!!