brain-ercise

I see the name Hans on the internet and I'm reminded of a horrible little boy I went to school with who used to bully me. He had a bowl hair cut and a lot of freckles and a face like a nasty Quentin Blake Roald Dahl illustration.

Me: Hans... Hans... what was his second name...

Brain: Hans... Mullman!

No... that's not it...

Oh my god, he's Hans MOLEMAN. That's not very subtle! I never knew...