I have in my hand a text message from the Wilds. It has been requested that I pass on news from his exile in the wilderness.
Danielle was alarmed by his Minis' request to go sail round on a raft that you camp on. He has frequent flights of fancy about living a simple life outside of civilisation, but, always a man of dichotomies, he has an irrational fear of peeing in the bushes and cooking with fewer than two pots.
Text:
I fought a storm in a sm-boat*. And peet in the woods. Here are wild horses. More spiders everywhere. Blog about it if u like.
And then:
Aside that all is nice. The kids sing hey baby and swim in the lake. I have a martini (cooled in the water) and cook risotto. Life is beautiful.
He misses all his blogland friends.
I'm so proud of him for peeing in the woods!
He says he hates text messages and won't send them, but then this unasked for little painting pops up. I feel we are ... lucky.
* An 'sm-boat' is a small motorboat apparently. I was moved to ask as well...
7 comments:
Sounds like they are having a wonderful time. That would be a good martini to have. And if I had a penis, the first thing I would do would be to pee in a bush.
Awwww.
I can pee on the ground any time and do frequently. I am grateful that I still have the thighs and calves to squat and pee in the bushes. When I walk and need to pee, that little journey off the path often shows me things I would have missed.
And if I were a boy? I would pee outside every chance I got.
Yay, Danielle!
Once long ago, Axel came home drunk and went outside with the dogs and peed in the garden with them. He felt very close to nature and very manly all at once :)
My mother loved outdoor peeing too. Found it liberating. Me, I just find it messy, but oh well.
I don't do it so much now, but I used to love to piss in the great outdoors. Yes, it is kind of liberating.
Go Danielle!
I love peeing outside outside, too, especially at night. Perverted by LARP I'm afraid!
:-)
Aw, Janine. I had to look it up. That's so endearing :)
hehe*
thank you all:-)
it was a very very nic etrip and i ll later post all the pics:-)
thank you jo for keeping our bloglandfreinds feed on news:-)
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