Oh no! It's my mil's birthday today. And Axel stopped in to see her on the way home - and she sent me home a present! On her birthday! Because I made a cake for her!
Agh! She bought me oven gloves - nice red ones with poppies on - because I'd complained a while ago that I needed them (mine are about ten years old and let the hot in) and about how crappy it was that I see buying new oven gloves as a luxury. And the worst thing is, I bought myself a top the other day, for €40, despite the fact that I have no money and if I was buying anything for anyone, it should have been a birthday present for HER. And now she's bought me a present on her birthday! Ohhh, I may go to hell for this!
8 comments:
Jo-you are blessed with super yoinking powers and you possess a mouth that speaks the truth always. You truly deserve a 40 euro top and be-poppied oven gloves. Conquer Achill and have a great time. I'm actualising great weather for you. Feel, FEel,, FEEl, FEEL the heat of the sun!
I will save a seat for you in hell. Don't worry.
Ha, thank you so, ladies.
it's a gift, relax! enjoy! you didn't ASK for gloves, in so many words, you just got them. enjoy the island, it's warm and windy and sunny here, you'll have a great time!
plus, you'll wear that 40€ top a lot, because i bet it's gorgeous, and it'll last more washes than 4 10€ tops. that approach works for me!
Eh??? If you think that's going to get you to hell, I think you'll probably be let into the pearly gates.
Hell will have all the interesting people :-)
You really should stop feeling guilty about everything, no need for it.
Also thanks for changing the colour of the site, pink was a bit much as I did look like I was either a raving homosexual or visting porn sites. and then i checked your blog. bdum tish. ok better sober up for a bit... moist.
Nah, you deserve it !
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