I had a fresh croissant, with my father's apple and chili jelly for breakfast, when I went to visit my granny (my fault - went to the supermarket first and the waft of the bakery got me).
Then I came home and had cornflakes. And now toast and jam and I want more toast and jam.
Yesterday I went to a lovely birthday party and had chocolate cupcakes and crumble, and ice cream with hot homemade chocolate sauce. That perfect, smooth, catch in your throat kind. Sigh.
Period=
Carbohydrates
+
Chocolate
+
Water Retention.
Dammit!
Then last night, I was asked to write a flash intro for a food erotica collection. You'd be forgiven for surmising that it was about a fat girl on a sofa drinking a pint of hot chocolate sauce, but fear not, I managed to restrain myself, in literary terms, at least.
*was going to give you a chocolate sauce pic, but the new version of windows I've got is weird about pictures. Durn it.
6 comments:
I'm hungry today too. And I haven't had a period in years.
Ah, yeah, I'm always hungry. Just now I have no restraint. Three slices of toast so far...
I'm trying not to eat. Which means I spend my whole time thinking about food, and then eating a cake.
But now I've eaten something wrong, AND I have a toothache dammit I may stop eating for a bit. I hope.
Fucking pregnancy! You lose one tooth per pregnancy they say, and it was certainly true for me.
Get thee to a dentist!
Eating is my new hobby...gave up cigareetes 5 weeks ago and I m a champion ingester now !! hope all good your way..
I've made an appointment - I'm going in a few weeks. But LALALALALAAA!
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