I'm not sure how you qualify. Or what you do if you're both needy and allergic. But now I have a vision of us sitting down at Christmas to a giant roast ball of Edam.
Blur your eyes a bit more, it almost looks like a puddin'.
Ah, we won't be able to pay our mortgage, they're piling new taxes on top of families who were already well in the red, but it's ok, now they placate us with cheese. Line up, line up. Ask for the Cyanide Cheddar.
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Hey- they got this idea from us! All the really needy people I know always have tons of cheese.
Can't pay the electricity bill?
Here, have some cheddar.
Farcical.
Good old Ireland. We still have to put our faith in Cheeses.
and the minister who announced it on the primetime rte radio 1 is a having a mickey-fit because we'll all laughing at his lack of self-awareness. We're all financially hanging on by a thread and he comes out with this gem. It's the best laugh I've had in ages. That and Brian Lenihan saying to Matt Cooper that he's "not wrecking the economy I'm rescuing it" and then blaming the germans for the rate at nearly 8%
ho ******* ho. breaking point is approaching me like a train rattling down the track.
"red hair, green eyes, a temper and a skin so sensitive it looks like a battlefield everytime you lay a finger on it" - that's john le carré describing me in the honourable schoolboy this a.m. watch out FF/PD - I'm getting viciously angry.
( anyhow, I like the mediteranean cheese that superquinn is selling these days. Irish cheese is corrupt)
corrupt, crumbling, possibly maggot centred...
You can say fucking on my blog, itchy, it's ok.
We need the red headed ire, I think, so go for it. That's an excellent description.
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