faster isn't necessarily better

I was in the video shop (IT'S A DVD SHOP, MOTHER!!) on Friday and The Black Eyed Peas were on the gramophone sound system doing a remix of 'Time of My Life' and I was just too old to tolerate it and the noise of it without suffering extreme irritability, despite the fact that Fergie is older than me (She's older than me, right?).

I mean, I mean, fuck off! Why interrupt someone's Dirty Dancing nostalgie reverie with all that pointless sound pollution.

Sigh. Get out of my garden, you hooligans. No, you can't have your ball back.