Wednesday, June 8, 2011

I got a mail from a friend today

And it said:


Is it weird that I occasionally daydream about tidying your house?
I've never done that for anyone else...


I do appreciate the Monica style offer, but had to ask if this would be naked tidying. Sadly, either way, the dreamer is too far away to make the dream come true :(


I'm afraid google refused to yield a good picture of a man in a frilly apron. I recommend not clicking on the picture, I think it might just come from somewhere filthy

12 comments:

Compulsive Cook said...

Doesn't it make you nervous to see a hot iron near naked flesh like that? Not so erotic.
Naked floorwashing, now, that's perfectly safe.

Jo said...

At least he wouldn't have to cook me bacon :)

Birdie said...

Damn. Hot in so many ways.

Breastfeeding - Love it! I nursed both my kids, my daughter until she was 2 1/5. She is 13 now and remembers. That is pretty amazing and special to me and to her. She was a teeny tiny baby and had multiple health problems. She spent almost as much time in the hospital as out. On top of it she would not eat solids. I took her to all the experts who gave me all this great advice on how to get her to eat that didn't work. She was miserable. I was miserable. So I just quit trying. She was breastfed exclusively until she was a year old. Didn't really take to solids until she was 18 months. And yes, she did eventually start eating and weaned herself. She eats like a horse now. :-)

Mwa said...

Naked housecleaning eh? I see which two things you are dreaming of too there. :-)

Ms. Moon said...

Frankly, a man who wanted to tidy my house could wear any damn thing he wanted.

Jo said...

Heh. He doesn't really know what he'd be letting himself in for.

Though, maybe I'm wrong. The man can fold a gazebo like a boyscout hero, I must admit. Mad skillz.

morgor said...

Hah, I'd forgotten about the gazebo.

morgor said...

Hah, I'd forgotten about the gazebo.

catherine said...

hee..dunno..in my world..
Man + Housework = Unrealistic Expectation ...dream on gals ;)

Jo said...

Ah, but morgor is very domesticated.

morgor said...

The general division is, I cook,wash the clothes,take out the rubbish and do most of the shopping, and she cleans the house properly.
I'm generally don't need things to be spotless whereas she likes things to be sparkly clean.
And we help each other on everything anyway.

Joanna Cake said...

I regularly do naked housework - bleach can be a problem.

Ruf is not into housework at all - unless Im doing it naked of course :P