Bodhi: Men don't have babies! Unless they're gay.
Me: Um, no. You need a womb to have babies. Gay men have the same anatomy as you.
Bodhi: Oh. Then how do you be gay?
Me: Well, it's just about who you love and how you feel about people.
Bodhi: *thoughtful silence*
I've just had an OOOHHH moment. It's because of Modern Parents! Aha!