Sunday, December 20, 2015

You know what sucks?

'My ex-girlfriend just got married. Shows how long I've been single haha'
-depressive Tumblr person

Depressive Passive Aggressive Self Loathing.

Let's not foist that shit on anyone, ok?

Feel free to give me a kick up the ass if I do it.

In other Christmas news, Axl just went to the supermarket for a Christmas Treat Shop, and now there is a box of crisps (crisps are chips, Americans, but ours come in small packs - in this case, 2o of 'em in a box), and a yard of Jaffa Cakes (orange chocolate cakey biscuits, 48 in total, in an outsized box.

I don't know what all else, I'm scared to go downstairs. In case I commence feasting. I have no self-control! You know this! Send the bariatric surgeon, or at the very least, someone to wire my jaw shut. I haven't even made cookies yet... I eat the dough out of the freezer, you know I do.


Ms. Moon said...

This is why I am not baking this year. No way.

Jo said...

Leave it to the young 'uns, Mary :) Pass that legacy on, and eat a dainty few at their houses :)