Bless!
A couple years ago I sent my cousin an I Rub My Duckie for Christmas.
Next year, or so, I sent her little boy a box of wooden beads to string, all organic and eco, from the Eco Shop, called a Beadler. And she said she opened it and said to her husband, 'Oh! Jo sent us anal beads!'
I mean, come on! I may be bad, but I'm not that bad!
Also, on looking at the picture again, *ow, lumpy*