Left keys in door of house, car door wide open - husband came home late, slowly pushed door open and said 'Jo? Are you ok?' no doubt wondering if I'd been raped and murdered.
Left keyes on top of car outside daughter's school today (you may sense a theme here)
Spelled keys with an extra 'e' as in befamed chic-lit writer
There's more, but I can't remember
On the plus side, when I push my fingers against my closed eyes, I see incredible kaleidoscopic light patterns, which is nice.