Monday, November 3, 2008

Predestination


A car conversation, concerning Olivia's naughty exploits:

'God makes people do things. God made me do it! It wasn't me, it was God'

And another car monologue:

God has a big fork. He scoops people up with his Big Fork. GOD EATS PEOPLE!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watch her. Closely. She's invoking God. She's in cahoots with HER, your fork is powerless. It starts here.

Jo said...

Ha, beautiful Sniffle. I fear it started some time ago!

Anonymous said...

She learns fast! God is a far better scapegoat than an evil twin.

morgor said...

hehe, a fine excuse indeed.

If you try and tell her that she's just making it up you might be burned at the stake by some texans.

DRIIIIIIINNNNKKKKCOOOOOOOCAAAAAACOOOOLLLLAAAAA

sorry i was overcome by the holy spirit there.

Thriftcriminal said...

Excellent! I love the image of the fork coming down from the clouds and scooping up evil-doers :-)

Jo said...

Hmm, careful there, I'm not sure there was any particular emphasis on evil doers, per se!

Thriftcriminal said...

I'm embellishing with my own imagination!