A car conversation, concerning Olivia's naughty exploits:
'God makes people do things. God made me do it! It wasn't me, it was God'
And another car monologue:
God has a big fork. He scoops people up with his Big Fork. GOD EATS PEOPLE!
'God makes people do things. God made me do it! It wasn't me, it was God'
And another car monologue:
God has a big fork. He scoops people up with his Big Fork. GOD EATS PEOPLE!
7 comments:
Watch her. Closely. She's invoking God. She's in cahoots with HER, your fork is powerless. It starts here.
Ha, beautiful Sniffle. I fear it started some time ago!
She learns fast! God is a far better scapegoat than an evil twin.
hehe, a fine excuse indeed.
If you try and tell her that she's just making it up you might be burned at the stake by some texans.
DRIIIIIIINNNNKKKKCOOOOOOOCAAAAAACOOOOLLLLAAAAA
sorry i was overcome by the holy spirit there.
Excellent! I love the image of the fork coming down from the clouds and scooping up evil-doers :-)
Hmm, careful there, I'm not sure there was any particular emphasis on evil doers, per se!
I'm embellishing with my own imagination!
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