Friday, March 27, 2009

name meme

K8 got me. Which means I have to do Ciara's too. Mnrmnrmemesmnrshakesfistmutters.

The Rock Star (first pet, current car), Pippin Peugeot
Peppy and avant French femme rock, I reckon.

The Gangster (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe), Chocolate Boot. Oh yes. Don't fuck with me!

The Native American (favorite color, favorite animal), Purple Baby Elephant. Hmm.

The Soap Opera star (middle name, city where you were born), Elizabeth Dublin. Looks like it's a lifetimes imprisoned in Fair City for her.

The Superhero (2nd favorite color, favorite drink), Blue Smoothie! Oh Yes! It is her mission to pep up the lightly depressed with subtle and charming compliments. Lookin' good today, readers.

The NASCAR driver (the first names of your grandfathers), Fred Harry. Sounds about right, but why no lady driver? Though Marty Doreen doesn't convince, really, does it?

The Dancer (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy), Vanilla Lindt. How European, and ironic, considering my rigid and minimal calorie intake.

The TV weather anchor: Hill Hamburg. My damn toupee is slipping.

The Spy (your favorite season/holiday, flower), Spring Rose. Who me, officer? But I am so dainty!

The Cartoon character (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now), Pink Grapefruit Cardigan. Er. I don't know!

The Hippie (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree), Rice Crispie Silver Birch. Flakey. Lightweight, soggy but with an ethereal side.

I edited a couple for being too revealing or just not working or both.


Ms. Moon said...

As memes go, that's a good one.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

I want to know which you edited for being too revealing, I love chocolate boot.

My dancer name would be hugo crunchie.

jothemama said...

You MUST change it to that IMMEDIATELY.

And get a leotard.

Mick said...

Oh dear. If I were a Rock Star, I'd be "Fluffy Almera".

Feel serious gender issues coming on..

With a name like that, I'd only have gigs in 'specialist' establishments. (Maybe have to borrow Xbox's leotard!)

Great post - made me laugh.

jothemama said...

That's it, Mick, from now on you will always be Cillian Murphy in that transvestite/IRA film to me.

Whatsit called?

It was on on New Year's Eve, I think. Bit depressing for that, really!

Mick said...

I think you're talking about "Breakfast on Pluto". Crap film, mind you.

The only thing I have in common with that film is the accent that Liam Neeson and I share.

Okay, can I change "Fluffy Almera" to the more masculine "Fluff Nissan"?

Um, Rowwwl?

jothemama said...

Hmm. It's making me think 'fluffer' now.

Ms. Moon said...

All right. I'm sorry. I have to do this.

Rock Star: Judge Cooper (Really- we had a dog named Judge. Long story.)
Gangster: Coffee Croc
Native American: Red Dolphin
Soap Opera Star: Gibson El Paso (Si! Esta mi!)
Superhero: Green Martini (I can stuff olives with blue cheese as a super power)
NASCAR driver: Dusty James (That one's good.)
Dancer: Elixir of Love Dark Chocolate
Weather Anchor: Wait! No instructions. I can't be a weather anchor. Good.
The Spy: Spring Magnolia
Cartoon Character: Mango Barefoot
Hippie: Muffin Oak. (Actually, to be perfectly honest- Mary Moon)

jothemama said...

Yep, I might change mine to Jo Luna.

And I might have a secret terrible crush on Dusty James, with his infuriating chauvinism and the way he calls me Darlin'.

Ms. Moon said...

And let me just add that Elixir of Love Dark Chocolate is way more revealing than you can believe, even though I am white, white, white.
I do not dance that way.
And have been told that by more than one person of color.

Ciara said...

Oh Jo... I just KNOW if I come here I'm going to get a laugh somewhere along the way.

You're a legend...

My Rockstar would be Sasha Zafira... not bad eh?

jothemama said...

Oo, Ciara, I'd be your groupie!

Anonymous said...

My NASCAR name would, sadly, be Thomas Thomas.

Anonymous said...

Marvel should be all over a complementing superhero, I mean, how on earth could the bad-guy press the big red button when he feels so good about himself?