I put Nicolodeon on for the kids this morning, in the hopes of Spongebob. All the channels are gone on our dodgybox.
It was the Awards, and Dwayne Johnston was presenting. I didn't know that until he came out in a loincloth, and his tattoo. And preceded to dance about tribally and get covered in slime. Wet, slippy, shiny slime. Dripping down his muscles, his rippling chest and belly. Wet, slippery, half naked Dwayne Johnston. Hosting kids' show awards? What a terrible, terrible waste.
Sadly, the only picture I can find just makes him look like a Scooby Doo slime monster, and has boy band boys in it and would spoil the impact of my pervy drooling here, so I'll just repost this.
Beautiful, incredible, GOD of a man.