So I'm reading this story, and two friends are catching up with a girls' night in - Brat pack movies, wine and M&Ms etc. And it gets to the end, their friends return, they're giggly, and they realise they've had a WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE BETWEEN THEM.
Gasp! Not a whole bottle of wine between two people?
Ok, maybe my Irish binge drinking in a field perspective is the skewed one. What is healthy about liver damage and hangovers, after all?
But I can't help it! A WHOLE bottle of wine. No. Such excess!