das ist mein piggy

I
We're in the car, Bodhi's babbling but I'm not recently listening because my mind has wandered in a lewd direction.

Then, somewhat alwarmingly I hear Olivia say 'JuicyCock?? What's juicycock?'

Good lord.

'I don't think that's what he said, Olivia, I'm sure it's not.' Subject change ahoy.

Let's get back to talking about farting, shall we?


II

I lie Bodhi down on the sofa to change his nappy, and he tells me there's a small plastic piggy beneath him. I rescue it and hand it to him.

'Oh! Das ist mine piggy!' he says in delight.