Sunday, September 18, 2011

how to tell if your daughter's hormonal?



Daughter: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!! YOU HATE ME AND YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER HAD ME!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!

Mother: You know what? This is emotionally manipulative bullshit and I'm not reacting to it, you can come in or you can stay in the car.

When your mother's hormonal, things go slightly differently... 

4 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

How Mr. Moon survived me being menopausal and our youngest going through puberty at the same time will forever be a mystery.

Jo said...

Heh. The horror.

Steph(anie) said...

Mine threw in a "I hate my life," today.

Jo said...

Mine has been going with, 'I wish you'd never been born' recently, which I suppose is healthier than 'I wish I'd never been born'.

If flawed, logic wise.