Friday, May 16, 2014

territorial pissings

Olivia is laughing at Derry's irate barking at our poor neighbours in his lane.

Olivia: Derry is barking at the two Polish people and their small child. It's alright, Derry. Nobody is going to come into your house and invade your space.

Me: Nobody's going to pee on your stuff.

Olivia: Hahahah, right! Imagine if people did that. That would be awful. Everything woudl smell really bad.

Me: Urg.

Olivia: All the electronics would have to be water proofed.

Me: Oh, yuck... stop.

Olivia: We would have to! Otherwise you'd short-circuit everything and electrocute yourself. 

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