Repeat after self

I do not need a new handbag, or even a new to me handbag. I need to spend money on:

new car

therapist

dentist (this should really be the other way round)

osteopath

swimming

shoes for child, if she'd wear them

laptop

Christmas

new washing machine

a dryer

servicing boiler

boots

new phone

batteries for house phone

joining Common Ground for co-op shopping

money for this year's Beavers

And so much more.