The postman (grumpily) struggled through the ice this morning to deliver me a parcel. I am the proud recipient of Maxi's Filthy Butt Fun Award and the kindly Sex-Toys.ie people have sent me me an Evil Pink Vibrator - and batteries!
I had to sneak upstairs to open it as Bodhi would be all over it otherwise, sucking it, chewing it, hitting the dogs with it (hit me with your rhythm stick?) so you'll have to wait for photos or if anyone's interested, a review.
It's got quite a lot of vibration variation and gets pretty strong ( I did the nose test). It smells a bit evil, alright, in terms of rubberiness, but maybe it just needs airing.
Still and all, you gotta love the smell of sex toys in the morning!