Thursday, April 24, 2008

little funny

My husband brought this joke home from work yesterday:

What's the difference between a married woman and a single woman?

A single woman comes home, looks in the fridge and goes to bed.

A married woman comes home, looks in the bed, and goes to the fridge.

9 comments:

His Girl Friday said...

oh, very good! ;))

here's one back at ya! :D

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to do something to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a sexy leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes as a treat for their partners.

After a few days they meet again to talk about what happened...

The engaged woman said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, you are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress said: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married woman then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night; I got myself ready, leather bodice, and super stilettos and mask over my eyes.....

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote control and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

jothemama said...

Oh dear. That's just depressing. Too close to the bone!

morgor said...

hehehe I prefer HGF's one.

should have included more spanking though ;)

Alleged Comedian said...

The shortest joke I ever heard;

2 gay cowboys...

Y'up?

Yep

aquaasho said...

Love the batman joke!

aquaasho said...

The fridge one is very close to home for me!! ;-)

jothemama said...

Oooh, be careful AC, you nearly inspire me to post another Brokeback Mountain nudie photo...

His Girl Friday said...

haha....'another'....oh, missed that...is that a good thing?! ;)

jothemama said...

morgor, are you trying to get turned on by a joke? God love you!