My husband brought this joke home from work yesterday:
What's the difference between a married woman and a single woman?
A single woman comes home, looks in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman comes home, looks in the bed, and goes to the fridge.
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oh, very good! ;))
here's one back at ya! :D
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to do something to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a sexy leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes as a treat for their partners.
After a few days they meet again to talk about what happened...
The engaged woman said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, you are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'
The mistress said: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married woman then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night; I got myself ready, leather bodice, and super stilettos and mask over my eyes.....
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote control and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
Oh dear. That's just depressing. Too close to the bone!
hehehe I prefer HGF's one.
should have included more spanking though ;)
The shortest joke I ever heard;
2 gay cowboys...
Y'up?
Yep
Love the batman joke!
The fridge one is very close to home for me!! ;-)
Oooh, be careful AC, you nearly inspire me to post another Brokeback Mountain nudie photo...
haha....'another'....oh, missed that...is that a good thing?! ;)
morgor, are you trying to get turned on by a joke? God love you!
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