Monday, November 10, 2008

Chocolate Cheesecake Breakdown


If I were to have a breakdown
It would be after midnight, in Tesco
Crouched in the dessert aisle
Shaky in my stained and manky hoodie
Scooping in handfuls of Tesco Chocolate Cheesecake
Tears mingling with the chocolate ring around my mouth




14 comments:

morgor said...

I think my breakdown would be more like locked in a room with a PC and loads of games with a sign on the door saying "do not disturb til 2010".

With a space under the door for plates of food.

Jo said...

Not flat food, like in Seinfeld? Sliced meats, etc. Fried egg?

Lottie said...

Donnybrook Fair desert aisle. No question!

morgor said...

mmm pancakes.

Anonymous said...

Tunnocks Tea Cake factory in Scotland with all the series of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Trailer Park Boys and of course a laptop with high speed connection.

Anonymous said...

Tunnocks Tea Cake factory in Scotland with all the series of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Trailer Park Boys and of course a laptop with high speed connection.

Anonymous said...

damn oops

Martin said...

The Oval, corner of South Main Street & Tuckey Street.

More Murphys than my body could handle, a roaring fire, and laughter galore.


I'd never recover. Nor want to.

Jo said...

I think that just counts as a binge, not a breakdown, gents. There was more to my vision than just cheesecake, you know.

psst, Holemaster, can you see the delete comment option?

Martin said...

Ok I can be wearing a tatty hoodie while going through it all too if that makes it better.

Jo said...

Is it me, or does Tatty Hoodie sound like an award winning Independent film?

Martin said...

I was thinking it sounds more like a distant royal/actress/socialite

Anonymous said...

So I'm the only one who felt sad but breakdows are good btw. More of a falling together, as I heard a wise man say once.

Anonymous said...

That's lovely, Sniffs. It sounds a rather academic way of describing a breakdown but I like it.

You sound low, these days, Jo. Fed up and low. Hope your plan of last week is helping a bit, toots.

Thinking of you.